MWA HA HA! I HAVE RETURNED!

Did you miss me? Nah, didn't think so. Anyhow, who wants to know what I did today? No-one? Okay, there's a start. I woke up at my dad's girlfriend's house, I have no idea how I got there, I stayed in bed and read until I finished my book, then I got up and moped a bit, after that I had McDonalds. I went home, did some laundry, nearly killed the machine, spent 20 minutes at least bailing water out of it, then about 10 fishing gunk out of the filter. finally managed to put two loads on, studied box of "Trivial Pursuit", then I read half an encyclopedia.